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⏱ Days Until We Escape This Frozen Hellscape
The Manifesto
It is August. Winter has been merciless. The sun — last seen sometime in April — has become a myth. A Thirst has been building that no amount of indoor heating can satisfy.
Enter: Bali. Warm. Sunny. Suspiciously affordable. I am told it has pools.
The plan: a trusted nanny, a resort in Nusa Dua / Sanur, and a strict adults-only schedule of drinking, eating, and horizontal pool time. The children will be enriched. We will be hydrated. Everyone wins.
Drop Booking.com links, questions, brilliant ideas, terrible ideas. All welcome.
Wife Approval Factor. Updated live. Handle with care.
Anyone below 50% is publicly shamed. No exceptions. No appeals.
Official scoreboard. Honour system applies. Mostly.
Democracy in action. The thirstiest date wins.
For the children. Definitely the reason we're doing this.
Every time a child interrupts an adult moment. Press the button. Be honest.
Need a reason you're at the pool bar? We've got you covered.